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"Gotcha!" she said, and hung up.  Turning towards the glowing figure
laughing in the middle of the temple's inner sanctum, she narrowed
her eyes, internally preparing herself for what would truly be the
most important battle of her life...

The second she stepped, she was brutally crushed with a 16-ton weight.

"Aw man...I don't want to clean that up!" Jack said as the controversial 
energy grew to critical mass.

"Oh poopie," Jack sighed.

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Chibi of the Month: Controversial Jack and the Temple of DOOM

Initialized by Stefan Gagne

Currently Written by Ranma X.

Episode 7: And...That's a wrap!


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     A giant explosion of Controversial energy eminated from the temple 
as nearby observers and diner patrons noted to their dismay.

This was the start of the end of the world.

There was darkness then...and death...

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<Script>
<SD>

(A stage appears. from the left curtain, a Super Deformed person of 
nondescript features arrives. He is wearing coke-bottle glasses which give
him a requiste swirly-eyed look. He straightens out his fairly long hair 
and clears his throat.)

Person: Um...hello?

(A boom microphone falls on his head loudly. It is then raised. 
He looks up)
   
Person: Why you! (looks in front)  Oh! Anyways. Hi! I'm the author of this 
story and uh... I guess I...sort of destroyed everything a few kilobytes
before I was um, uh supposed to.

(An SD Jack approached from the right quickly and hits him over the head)

Jack: Ya Damn Right! You idiot. I was going to create a world were platypi
evolved from man! Where Cthulu worshippers deliver my morning paper and Mr.
Duck would run the autocratic empire he always so desired!

(The Author blinks and looks at Jack strangely)

Author:...Right. Well Anyways, since I did do something stupid like that...
I guess we should at least do something.

Jack: Damn straight.

Author: So, um....in the spirit of Controversial Jack...here ya go!

</Script>
</SD>

][ UNSCHEDULED CONTROVERSIAL MATCH
][ THE POPE Vs. THE DALAI-LAMA
][ FIGHT!!!


     It was a heated night in the Ultradome as the head of the Catholic 
Church and the Lama stood in opposing corners. The Dalai Lama stood there 
peacefully, eyes closed in conversation.

     John Paul II ran up and hit the Dalai Lama in the head with his golden
staff. The Dalai Lama fell down in pain.

"Ha! Stupid Buddhist! You can't fight back. At least I have a god who lets
me fight in his name!" He said, smacking the Dalai Lama repeatedly, the 
Lama concentrating. 

"Even....Buddhists...can fight when....there is no peacful...option!" he 
said in between beatings, the final word yelled as his eyes glowed a deep 
blue.

     All of a sudden he stood up and pulled the Pope's hat down, covering 
his eyes. He then made his hand into a fist, then extended his index 
finger.

"BAKUSAI!!....TENKETSU!!!!" he yelled, ramming his fist into the floor.

"Holy Mother of God, I don't want to die and go to Heaven!" he said, 
falling into the vortex of the shattered floor. 

   The Dalai Lama, having jumped out of the ring onto the Spanish
Announcer's table.

"Feh." He said as the agnostic referee jumped back in to the rubble (he was 
intelligent enough to not get in to ring in the first place) and counted 
the Pope as a knockout.

"The winner and still holder of the Sacreligious Fighting Championship 
Belt,  the Dalai Lama!!!" the referee said as the Tibetan religious 
figure raised his arms in victory and powered down.

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(Now Back to our regularly scheduled impro)

Author: So..I guess that's about it. Jack? (He looks around not seeing 
Jack until jack appears in a schoolgirl uniform)

Author: Um, Jack? Why are you in a fuku?

Jack:(Shrugs) My agent booked me for anotehr impro. It's "Controversial 
Senshi Sailor Jack" or something like that....(sighs). See ya kid and 
remember what I told you.

Author: Yeah yeah. Seal is best fried and while the Church of the Subgenius
is annoying, they make great batter-dipped chicken and fish.

(Jack waves as he walks offstage)

Author: I guess this is it for this fic.(starts walking offstage) Wonder 
what's gonna happen now....

(Fade to Black as dramatic music playes in the background)

THE END

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][ CONTROVERSIAL JACK AND THE TEMPLE OF DOOM EPISODE 7 RESULTS RECAP: 
][ DALAI-LAMA def. POPE JOHN PAUL II, now [7W, 2L]
][ AUTHOR def. STORY, now [3w, 4L] 
][ Improfanfic fans sigh in digust
][ RANMA X. gets hungry
][ RANMA X. def. THANKSGIVING LEFTOVERS, now [6W, 2L]

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Author's Note:

Wow..This was fun. Putting this off was a bad idea really, but things came 
up. Thankfully, My turkey was cooked to near perfection, my stomach was 
filled and I watched anime with my girlfriend.

Aside from that..I ended my first impro. I mean, sure I should do the WEH 
ending (oh well) and this is a chibi, but...It still is kinda cool.

Hmm...so what's next? Revolutionary Powerpuff Girl Utena, Goddess Relief 
office: After Heaven... Thor's Wish? Well...


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Did you know that the mating patterns of New Zealand's flightless birds are
quite interesting? I mean I - Oh..wait, I got distracted and stuff.


Eh, I say Revolutionary Powerpuff Girl Utena!

     I have an interesting Chibi starter that i may finish soon to send to 
the pile


Anyways, this is the end of this nonsense...

Ranma X.

"Formatting errors can be addressed by making your hand into a fist, then
moving that hand as far away from you as possible, then, keeping that
hand still, quickly and forcefully run towards your hand."