The year was 2134. Otakuland--the center of otaku culture in the entire world--had been destroyed by its own defense system. Thousands of poor otaku within the settlement walls died with their home. Only a precious few remained alive and animated, yet scattered across the coast. We were going to help them find a new home. But first I had to save my husband. ******************** The Sword and the Sheath A FAQing Hostile Gaiden Duology By Mark Poa FAQing Hostile series spawned by Twoflower Part 2 ******************** Series Chronology: This duology takes place between chapters 5 and 10 of the main FAQing Hostile storyline. It provides a possible view to the adventures of the hovercraft Rurouni’s occupants as they search for Otakuland survivors. ******************* I didn’t know when things started to go bad. But, in a hostile world like ours, I wondered why I should even be surprised. Our mission so far could have been considered a moderate success. We had managed to find several Otakuland survivors and unite them under one settlement, to make sure the remnants of the otaku culture would have a place to thrive. And it also made it easier to harness all of our resources to help our tribe survive. We knew there was another option, but Kenishi and I agreed that these people may not be ready to go on such a long trip. Or another shock. Anyway, the bad stuff started when Kenishi agreed to go and try to rescue the otaku in SeaWorld. I thought it would not be much trouble. But, when Yosh and the others came back in the Rurouni, injured and without my husband, I knew something had gone wrong. Ken-chan had been captured. This mission was going to require a kunoichi after all. ****************** Farina tried to convince me not to go. She was going to have a tough time doing so. Youji had already tried. He tried to convince me that there was no way Ken could still be alive. From his flabbergasted look when I said no, I could tell that he probably wasn’t used to women who were as fiercely determined as I was. It was probably due to the lack of them under his command. Well, this was one woman who didn’t give in easily! "Take someone with you, at least," he tried to persuade me. But I couldn't. I had my reasons for wanting to go alone. I finally convinced him to let me go alone. Most likely, he thought I still would have gone even without his permission. Well, in that respect, he was right. Farina, however, kept trying to dissuade me even while I was preparing my things. “I don’t understand why you should be the one to go,” she stated, her voice quivering. “Why not ask Youji or one of his men to go for you?” I opened my equipment box. Inside it were my kunoichi uniform and my weapons. I took out the uniform and laid it over a chair. I started to remove the sash on my kimono. “I couldn’t. Youji and one of his men just received word about some otaku near the coast. They have to tend to that first. No one else here can pilot the Rurouni,” I explained as I removed my clothes and folded them properly. “The only other person whom we taught to pilot the Rurouni was Yosh and he’s injured. You and the others are going to need Cutter and whoever else is staying here to help you defend yourselves, in case...” I lifted the kunoichi uniform from the chair and held it close to my body. It had been a long time since I last wore it. I turned and gave Farina a smile. “Don’t worry, Farina-san. I was trained as a kunoichi assassin back in Otakuland.” The frown on her face still remained. I could tell that she was still unconvinced. I lifted the top of the outfit over my head and pulled it on. Despite the fact that I hadn’t worn it in a while, it fit like a second skin. I put on the leggings next. They were a bit worn but still good enough and fitted comfortably. The outfit was completely black, ideal for the type of sneaking I would be doing. I decided against wearing the face mask. The thing always made me sneeze at the most inappropriate times in the past. I started choosing my weapons from my "collection". Picking up my choices, I placed them in pockets around my belt and leggings. My kunoichi outfit probably intrigued Farina. She hadn’t spoken a word while I dressed. On the other hand, it might also be because I was rarely seen in anything but my kimonos. I stifled a sigh before it could escape my lips. I didn’t want to show any signs of worry or fear to Farina. That would only give her leverage to convince me to stay. “Look,” Farina finally said, “I understand what it must feel like to lose a husband. Mine was killed during a fight with the Ears. I mourned his loss but I learned to move on.” She turned around and threw her hands up in the air. “We don’t even know if he’s still alive, for Urd’s sake! For all we know, they could have fed him to their dolphins or something.” I only had one argument left. I decided to use my trump card. I stopped my preparations and smiled at Farina. “I know he’s still alive.” I placed a hand to my chest. “I can feel it in my heart.” Farina looked at me with a quizzical look in her eyes. She sighed in exasperation. “You’re just too stubborn and I’m getting tired of arguing with you. I guess I have nothing else to say then, Arashi- san. Except good luck.” I smiled at her, though she probably won't know the real reason behind it. I didn't want to go into that sappy shoujo act until it was absolutely necessary. But I guess it worked anyway since she started helping me pack up. And they said I wasn’t a good actress back in Otakuland. ****************** It took me less than half a day to reach SeaWorld territory. I parked the Rurouni a short distance from SeaWorld and took out the tarp to hide it. The tarp was the same color as the sand dunes around the hovercraft. The whole thing blended in with the surroundings. No one would notice the covered hovercraft from a distance. Could the Handlers have spotted Kenishi and his friends when they first came here? It could have been one of the reasons they were caught. From what Cutter told us, the Handlers seemed aware of them escaping. My husband was sloppy like that sometimes. There was that twinge of guilt again. I felt it as I made my way up a dune. Ever since Cutter and the others came back without my husband, I kept asking myself why I didn’t go with Kenishi on the first rescue mission. I remembered what I had said to him after that meeting. I realized that all of it was true. Those wounded in our temporary hospital needed my help. There were just too many of them! I couldn’t bear seeing those people--especially the children--suffering. I felt I had to stay. And Kenishi understood that. Or maybe I was too confident in my husband. I had seen him handle rescue missions before without any setbacks. I had even gone with him on some. I knew that he could have handled something like that. On the other hand, I also knew that he would willingly sacrifice himself if it meant that his companions would be safe. That’s one of the things I loved about him, his selflessness in the heat of battle. How could I have known that he would sacrifice himself this time? Maybe because I didn’t think he’d need to? Maybe because I thought he would be smart for a change? There were too many maybes. I shook my head to clear the confusing thoughts. But I couldn’t shake the feeling that, if I had been there, I could have stopped him from making the sacrifice. I could at least have fought with him to keep things from coming to the point where he had to make the sacrifice. Or I could have been with him in his capture. If I had gone with him. So, was that it? Was I doing this because I felt guilty about not going with Kenishi? Was I trying to absolve my guilt by going on this potentially suicidal mission to rescue him, when he could already be dead anyway? NO! I had told Farina the truth; I believed he was still alive. I still believed it. Kenishi wouldn’t be that easily killed. My coming to his rescue would not be for nothing. I reached a place where I could get a view of the SeaWorld settlement. I scanned the outside walls, noting entrances and hiding places. I couldn’t make out the inside too much, so I would probably have to play it by ear once I get past their primary defenses. Not too much trouble. Settlements like these often had similar layouts, and there was bound to be a map of some sort inside. I also noted a possible escape route where I could smuggle Kenishi out. I didn’t know how wounded he was or if he would even be able to carry himself. I muttered a hope that he could still walk, at least. The sun had not yet set. I had to wait a few more hours before I can make my move. A ninja’s best weapon was the darkness and I would need all that I could get. I returned to where I left the Rurouni, lifted the tarp, and went inside. I entered our room. I sat on the bed and assumed a lotus position. I started my meditations, something I always did before a mission like this. This time, however, I had a bit of trouble entering a calm state. I saw scenes in my mind – visions, if you will – of Kenishi being beaten, tortured, and killed. In every scene I saw, I could almost hear my name coming from his lips. I opened my eyes. I stood up and decided to get some tea before continuing my meditations. I needed to calm my nerves. Worrying would do neither me nor Kenishi any good. Still, those scenes had already made me nervous. ****************** It was the kind of night that ninjas hated the most: a night with a full moon. Shadows were too scarce. It was going to be more difficult than I thought. Slightly more difficult, but I believed that I could do it. I watched the sentries marching back and forth atop one of the observation towers near the walls. The observation tower was placed such that it looked like another abandoned advertisement pole. I would have missed it if not for the gleam of moonlight reflected off one of the Handlers’ guns. I noted two sentries there. I readied my grappling hook. As I prepared to launch it, the words of my sensei during our training came to mind: “Make no sound and stick to the shadows. Learn to embrace the shadows like a second skin around you. And...hey, you! Drop that cigarette and come over here!” I blinked. That was a weird recollection. I probably shouldn’t have taken that extra cup of tea before leaving. On the bright side, that extra tea would help me stay alert during this mission. I saw my opening and threw my hook, quickly reeling myself in before the sentry looked my way. Hiding behind a post, I peeked to see if they caught my movements. No reactions. Good. The old reflexes from my ninja training were still there. I had thought that all that traveling in the Rurouni would have made me rusty. I checked to see if they were looking my way. As soon as they turned their backs, I ran as fast and as silently as I could and made for another hiding place. I reached it and blended with the shadows. I looked at the sentries again. Still no reaction. I couldn’t help but grin. I still got it! So far, so good. But I had to make sure I didn’t get too over- confident. I moved towards a window I had noted earlier. The room it led to had a door marked “Main office”, meaning that there was probably a map in it. Luckily, the window did not have any glass, which made my entry easier. I entered a room with broken furniture all around and something that smelled like a dead rat. I covered my nose at the offending smell. Seems like no one was by that room in a long time. I took out my penlight. It emitted a small amount of light, just enough to help me see but not enough to alert the sentries outside. I moved the light around the room, taking note of the things inside. It was a mess! And from the thick layer of dust covering the floor, I could tell that this room had been unused for a long time. The Handlers may have salvaged whatever they could from this place, then left it unused. Funny, I thought there would be someone in their tribe who was inclined towards housekeeping. This was no time to be thinking about neatness. I explored the room, looking for something I could use, preferably a map. I pointed my light towards one wall. Ping pong! A map was framed on the wall. Its glass cover was layered with dust, but there was a good chance it was a map of the grounds. I moved closer to it and took out a kunai from my belt. I smashed the glass covering the map. The glass completely broke after two hits. It made a noise, but not strong enough to be heard outside. After removing the bits of glass around it, I removed the map from the frame. The map was a map of the grounds all right! I thanked Kami for that piece of luck. Holding my penlight between my teeth, I fixed the light on the map. It was dated a little before the Great Wars and Catastrophes, meaning things were still pretty much the way depicted on the map. I studied the map, taking note of the main buildings and landmarks. I didn’t know where they could be keeping Kenishi, though. From what I remembered from Cutter’s story, the three otaku they had come to rescue had been supposedly kept near the dolphin tanks. I found and marked the three buildings nearest to them on the map. Those three buildings were my best bets. I started tracing a route from the “You are Here” sign to the nearest building. So far, my luck had been good. I only hoped that it continued to stay that way. ****************** I was still in luck. The path I took had a lot of old souvenir stands and restaurants, making the shadow-hiding stuff easy. So far, I had already encountered two Handlers going about their own business. Since they didn’t see me hiding inside an old public toilet, I let them move on. I didn’t want to alert them. If I had to fight with anyone, I had to do it quietly. I would be fooling myself if I thought I wouldn’t have to fight. That was a given no matter how good a ninja or assassin was. I did manage to avoid fighting until I was almost to my first target building. That was the first time I was spotted. It was mainly due to my own carelessness. I was on a fast walk down an alleyway when I thought I heard a sound. I instinctively jumped behind the nearest kiosk to my right. Behind the kiosk was a Handler heeding the call of nature. He stared at me for a moment, surprised. Then he shouted, “Hey!” Then, to my surprise, he tried to close his pants zipper with one hand and grab for his gun with the other, hindering his movements. That was a dumb move. A very dumb move. I moved quickly. Before he could even finish zipping up or drawing his gun, I had drawn my kodachi, moved behind him, and slit his throat. The blood flowed like a spray out of his open throat. He fell down dead without so much as a gasp. I stopped to slow my heart. After which, I took the cloth from my belt and wiped my blade clean. I wondered what reactions Farina and the others would have had if they had seen me then. They’d probably be shocked that someone as Kasumi- like as I could kill like Miko Mido. Normally, I would have preferred to avoid killing anyone. But the moment I acted, my kunoichi training took over. The old reflexes did what they were conditioned to do. I didn’t regret it, though. The Handler would have killed me if I had given him the chance. I was still lucky that time. The Handler was apparently new to all of this. If he were experienced enough, he would have grabbed for his gun and fired at me without bothering with his pants first. I replaced the kodachi in its sheath, still maintaining utmost silence. The Handler could have a partner waiting for him to get back. Or someone could have heard his shout earlier. I slowly moved to the corner of the kiosk and peered around it, scanning the surroundings. No one. I breathed a sigh of relief. It was almost too close. One could never be too careful in these missions. I went back to the dead Handler and moved him quickly to a less obtrusive place. If someone happened to pass by here, they probably wouldn’t notice him. If they did notice him, the pose I arranged would make it look like he was taking a nap break. Either way, it would stall them from the discovery for a bit. Maybe the bit of time it would take to get Kenishi out of here. Before moving out, I scanned the area again. Still no one around. I hoped that the remaining way to the building would bear no more encounters. I moved. ****************** I finally reached the first building where Kenishi could be. Still hiding, I saw that there were two guards at the door. That was a good sign. It meant that there was something important inside the building that needed guarding. The building itself consisted only of two floors. However, the top floor could be ruled out as a holding facility since the caved-in roof would prove to be an inconvenience for that. That left the first floor. From my vantage point, I could see that one of the windows of the first floor had some light coming from it. That looked promising. There was definitely someone inside of it. When they turned to the other side for a moment, I threw my grappling hook up the side of the building. It landed in one of the second floor windows with a slight clang. I crouched in the shadows and waited to see if they heard the noise. “Hey, you hear something?” one of the guards asked. “Must be one of ‘em bats ‘gain. Just don’t mind them, they like to hang out in the secon’ floor,” his companion answered. I released the breath I was unconsciously holding. I hated it when I made some kind of noise. If my sensei were here to see me now, I would have gotten an earful for the “sloppy execution” of my stealth skills. I pushed the device in my palm to reel in the rope and pulled myself up. I moved quietly around the second floor. No stairways or holes to the first floor around here. I moved to the window fronting the building where the two guards were. It looked like the only way into the first floor would be through the front door. First, I had to take care of the two guards. I figured that the old poisoned riceball trick would work here. Those guards appeared to have been standing there for some time. They were sure to go after something to eat. I doubt they would go after a riceball, though. And even if they did, I didn’t bring any poisoned ones with me. The poisoned McDonald’s apple pies would probably do. I took out two of the pies I brought with me. I flung one a little near the alleyway I earlier hid in. The other pie quickly followed it. The two made a soft plopping noise when they landed. “’Ey you ‘ear that one?” I tensed as the one standing nearest to the thrown pies made his move. He cautiously approached the place where I had thrown the pies. “What’s up, Mel?” His companion was younger and was probably the more nervous of the two. The one called Mel spotted the two pies. He picked them up and I saw a grin plastered on his face. “’Ell, looky here. Seems like ‘em ration keepers done left some extra pies o’er ‘ere!” He chuckled and tossed one of the pies to his partner. The other one caught it and chuckled too. “Good, I was getting kind of hungry. You don’t reckon they dropped some canned soda there too?” He opened the package and took a bite. Mel shook his head. “Naw, weird dat. Musta ‘ave been left there by that new guy, Checkers. ‘Eard he was forgetful.” He took a bite from his pies. Sugoi. They took the bait, like I hoped they would. Those pies were laced with a strong tranquilizer. I also added in some laxatives to make it more potent. I wanted to make certain of my distractions. If they weren’t knocked out, they’d be running for the nearest tree. I waited three minutes for the drug to do its job. When I heard them snoring peacefully below me, I jumped from my vantage point and landed near the two sleeping guards. I dragged first one, then the other, to the side of the alley. Kami, the one called Mel weighed as much as a Gundam! When I finished dragging him out of sight into the alleyway, I felt the urge to rest a while before continuing but I knew that any delay might well mean my capture. After all of this was over, I would definitely get myself a hot bath and some sake! I left the two in the alley and went to the front door. I unsheathed my kodachi and opened the door. Rolling forward, I entered the building, all my senses on full alert. I didn’t know what to expect inside. It was best to be careful. I found myself in a hallway lit by four lanterns hanging in the walls. There were four doors, two on each side of the hallway. I closed the entrance door behind me and tried the nearest door. It was unlocked. I opened it and looked inside. Judging from the harpoon guns and boxes of ammunition inside, this was probably an armory. No one was inside, fortunately, so I closed the door and tried the others. The other two doors were similarly unlocked. I wondered what kind of security these Handlers thought they had with only two people guarding this building. And it wasn’t a very unimportant building, too. One of the two rooms held their medical supplies and the other one was their radio communications room. It was kind of stupid of the Handlers to leave them with minimal security. No one was in any of those rooms. I thought about placing one of the small dynamite sticks I brought in the armory and igniting it before I left. If I set a fuse on it, it might provide a distraction for my escape later. I wished I had brought a remote controlled charge with me. If I had, then I could set the explosion off whenever I wanted to rather than depend on the timing of a fuse. Well, first of all, I had to get my husband out of here. The farthest door was the only one I hadn’t checked. When I went over to it and tried the knob, I found that it was also the only one locked. That was a good sign. Maybe Ken was being held here. Or maybe not. I placed an ear to the door. I could hear some movement inside, but couldn’t make out anything. At least there weren’t loud noises. That would have meant there were more than one person inside. I took out my lock pick. It had been a while since I last picked a lock and, judging on how long it took me to open that door, I was a bit out of practice. The door opened, though, and I returned my lock pick to its compartment under my belt. I opened the door and entered. It was dark inside. Only a small window allowed the moonlight to enter the room. But I could make out a man sleeping in a bed in one corner of the room. Unfortunately, he had his back turned to me, so I couldn’t be sure if it was Kenishi. I moved closer to examine him. “Ken-chan?” I spoke up. That was when I heard the man snoring. Kenishi never snored. Worse yet, the man woke. His eyes instantly opened at the sound of my voice. Worse still, he was alert in no time and apparently had no trouble seeing in the dark, judging from the way he scowled when his eyes focused on me. “Who are you?” he growled as he stood up quickly. I was taken by surprise at his sudden awakening. As it happened, I stepped back and tripped, falling on my behind. Ow! I rubbed my sore bottom and grimaced. The man saw this and, from what I could make out in the moonlight, smirked. “Well, lookee what we have here.” He studied me sitting before him. “The gods of the waters must have heard my prayers. Or else, those guards thought to bribe me with a gal.” The man was huge and from the way he sounded, could be someone higher up among the Handlers. Ha took a step forward. “Don’t know where you came from, girl, but you’re guite the looker. Now, come here. I haven’t bedded a gal in ages.” He advanced closer towards me, licking his lips. I could practically sense his lust. Looking at him, I recalled those ecchi villains in those hentai films from Kenishi’s stash. Unfortunately for my would-be-rapist, this was one gal who didn’t act like a nubile hentai anime girl. I laid down and executed a flip that brought me to my feet. The man was obviously surprised by this. He probably thought I was a scavenger girl brought in by his guards and an easy prey. He was dead wrong. I drew two ninja stars from under my belt and threw them at him. One hit him at the right wrist; the other lodged itself in his left shoulder. He screamed in pain and cursed. Those two injuries would hinder him from getting or using a weapon. I unsheathed my kodachi. The man gasped when he saw the exposed blade. He backed slightly, but I didn’t give him any more chance to escape. I jumped and flipped over him. Landing behind him, I grabbed his left arm and twisted it behind his back. He yowled in pain but stopped squealing when I brought the blade of my kodachi to his neck. “Don’t be so stupid as to think I wouldn’t do it,” I hissed at his ear. I increased the pressure on his arm, my hand-to-hand training giving me some advantage over his bulk. He flinched slightly when I pressed the blade closer to his neck. However, he did keep quiet. “The otaku you captured. Where is he being kept?” I asked him, still not letting him go. Kami, I wished he’d answer fast. I wanted to release him soon. The stench of his sweat and other smells I couldn’t identify were making me nauseous. “W-what?” he stammered, then tensed when I pressed the blade close enough to draw a thin line of blood. “Okay, o-okay. Y-you’re talking about that g-guy with the eyepatch, right? H-he’s held in the building near here. T-the one with the r-red roof.” He gulped loudly. “P-please let me go. I h-have a wife and t-two kids!” He was lying about the wife and kids, I could tell that much. But his information on where I could find Kenishi was the best I had to go on. I twisted his arm more then pushed him to the side. He crumpled into a heap in the corner. I kept my eye on him warily. He looked really scared and was shivering. A small puddle had formed beneath him. If this guy was a leader like I thought he was, he was pretty pitiful. He was too pathetic, I didn’t want to waste the effort of killing him. Unfortunately, he had other plans. When he saw that I had sheathed my kodachi halfway, his face formed a frown and he yelled “Bitch!” before lunging in with a taser in his hand. A slice across his neck and a kunai to his chest ended his wretched existence. I cleaned my kodachi blade but decided against retrieving my shurikens and kunai. They probably reeked of the Handler’s bodily fluids by now. Worse yet, my clothes would probably smell of his stink for being near him. When this mission was finished, I'm going to have these things disinfected. I left the room and proceeded to go to the ammunitions room. I needed a diversion if I was going to break Kenishi out of his holding cell. ****************** The building with a red roof. I could have killed the Handler twice for leading me like that. I hid in a tree across the street where I first saw a red roof. Trouble was, there were three buildings there with red roofs. I looked at the map I took from the office. The second building I had encircled on the map was across the street. Apparently, the symbol on the map stood for those three buildings. I muttered something I rarely said outside of a mission. A curse. “Kami fudge it!” There, that felt a little better. But it still didn’t give me any ideas on which building contained Kenishi. Despite my luck so far, I didn’t want to walk into a building and accidentally wander into a barracks. One accidental mistake was enough. I heard an explosion back from the direction I came from. The fuse I left in the armory had already ignited and created a large explosion. The explosion lit up the night sky like a fireworks show during the May festival in Otakuland. As I expected, the Handlers would be in a state of confusion because of it. I saw several of the Handlers leaving the three buildings across the street. A lot of them, actually, though there were noticeably fewer people coming from the building in the middle. When I saw the number of people coming out, I thanked my training that I didn’t barge into any of them without first setting up my distraction. Two Handlers ran close by the tree I was hiding in. I didn’t pay much attention until I caught what one of them was saying... “...about the otaku? Shouldn’t we leave someone to guard him?” “Tank’s there. No one’s going to be busting him loose tonight anyway. Now, come on! They say the fire’s spreading to the food supply!” his companion replied as they hurried past. The two had come from the middle building. That was probably where they were keeping Kenishi. I waited until I was sure no more Handlers would be leaving the buildings. I jumped down the tree and looked around. From this distance, I could judge from the thick smoke that the fire was spreading. I quickly ran to the middle building and entered it, kodachi in hand. No one was around in the first floor. Even if there was no one around here, that Handler mentioned someone named Tank guarding Kenishi, so I still stayed alert. I heard movement in the basement downstairs. Bingo. I took out a smoke bomb and lobbed it down the stairs leading to the basement. “The hell!?!” I heard a voice shout as the bomb released its load. Then there was coughing and a thud. I covered my mouth and nose with a face mask and proceeded down to the basement. The smoke was already starting to thin as I made my way downwards. The smoke bomb included sleeping gas enough to knock out a single person. I peered through the dissipating smoke to make out the unconscious guard. It was a woman? Well, well, well. What a surprise. I hadn’t thought that "Tank" was female. Still, it wasn’t any of my concern. I made my way to the door she was guarding. It was locked. I got Tank’s keys from her pocket and unlocked the door. It was a cell with only one window to allow the moonlight in. Kenishi was sprawled on his stomach on the floor. “Kenishi!” I shouted, surprised by some new scars on his back and arms. Those degenerates had tortured him! I kept back the tears that threatened to erupt from my eyes. Kenishi opened his eyes and blinked in my direction. He smiled weakly and rolled on his back. He tried to sit up. “Kuso! Those guys hit me harder than I thought. Now I’m hallucinating that my wife is here,” he said with a weak chuckle. My poor Kenishi! I rushed to his side and helped him to sit up straighter. “No, Ken, I’m really here! Please tell me you’re okay! Please!” I pleaded to him as I cradled his head in my arms. I felt the tears starting to form in my eyes. Kenishi blinked. He tried to focus more clearly. “Rashi?” I nodded, tears starting to fall. He held out a hand and touched my face. Using a finger, he wiped away a tear from my eye. “It’s you! It’s really you! Aww, hon! Don’t cry like that! You know I hate it when you cry!” He moved his face closer to mine and kissed me. All the worries, all the fears and anxieties I had, all disappeared in that kiss. I could feel his love, his hope and faith replenishing my energy. For that one moment, we were alone in that cell. I felt as if the Handlers and everyone else were miles away. It was only me and Kenishi. I felt that the past few hours had all been worth it. Kami- sama, it had been worth it! We reluctantly broke the kiss. I looked at his face and saw him smile weakly. “My Goddess! Are you ever a sight for sore eye!” He grinned at me. I returned the smile back. I managed a small laugh. “Do you think you can walk?” I asked him, unsure of his condition at that time. “Don’t see that I have much choice if we’re going to make it out of this.” He started to stand up, then collapsed. I tried to catch him, but his weight pulled me down so that I was lying over him. “Hey, hey, Rashi! I know you’re glad to see me, but we better not give the Handlers an idea of how much we love each other,” he joked. I blushed and smacked him once in the head without thinking. He grimaced and rubbed his head. “Ara, I’m sorry. Did that hurt?” I asked, genuinely concerned. He looked up and chuckled mischievously. I hit him again. “Baka! Hmph, serves you right!” I scolded, though relieved that he was joking around. I couldn’t help it. I finally smiled. “Here!” I tossed him a bottle of painkillers. “Take some. It will help lessen some of the pain.” He opened the bottle and dry-swallowed two pills. “I don’t have anything to put on your wounds for now, though. You’ll have to wait for when we get to the Rurouni.” “I can make it. I already feel my strength returning,” he replied, getting to his feet. He succeeded that time. I handed him one of the pistols I had taken from the Handlers’ armory. He checked it, then gave me a thumbs-up sign. I realized that I had used the word “when”, not “if”. No doubts about it. We were going to make it out. ****************** Getting out of SeaWorld turned out to be easier than getting in. Immediately after leaving Kenishi’s prison, I set explosives at two of the generators behind the three buildings. The charges were set to explode a few minutes after we were well on our way. They would provide us with another distraction. We took the other route back to the main gates. This was both to avoid the first fire and any Handler that went there. We heard the charges we set go off halfway to the exit. The other distraction we placed was in full blast. From a distance, we could see the thick smoke coming from the burning buildings. Despite being injured, Kenishi managed to keep up. He limped a bit and was perspiring profusely. But otherwise, he appeared fine. “Must be that kiss you gave me. I feel stronger by the minute,” he whispered as we hid behind some bushes to avoid two Handlers rushing towards the second fire. I just smiled at him, then motioned for us to get going when the Handlers passed. Surprisingly, the only resistance we encountered was when we reached the gates. There were three sentries. Kenishi managed to hit one in the shoulder. The other two fell after my shurikens connected with their body. We hurried out of SeaWorld, straight towards the hovercraft. Kind of anti-climatic, actually, when you consider all the trouble I had to go through to get in and find Kenishi. The inside of the hovercraft was never a more welcome sight. After taking off the tarp and leaving Kenishi to rest in the bedroom, I drove the Rurouni away from SeaWorld. Once we were safely away from SeaWorld, I hurried to the supply room to get bandages and medicine for Kenishi. He kept chuckling while I was dressing his wounds. “What’s the matter?” I asked, tying the last bandage. “What’s so funny?” Kenishi tried to stop his laughter. He shook his head. “Nothing, really. I just found it funny that I was rescued by my megami again.” He winked. I blushed at that, smiled and proceeded to return the remaining bandages to the medikit. As I stood up, Kenishi grabbed my arm. “Hey, don’t stand yet,” he said, gently pulling me down next to him on the bed. He brought me closer for a kiss. I kissed back. All other thoughts were lost in the moment. I broke the kiss. “Come on, Ken-chan. Your injuries might hurt more,” I teased him. I could tell that he was feeling a little uncomfortable right now. For more than one reason. He grinned. “I just need your loving touch to heal them, Arashi.” He brought me closer for a hug. “You know what?” he whispered to my ear. “I forgot how sexy you look in your kunoichi costume.” One thing I liked about Kenishi: he knew how to compliment me. “Like I said...” he started to say. I shut him up with another kiss. ****************** “Arashi-san, are you sure you’re okay?” “I’m fine, Farina-san,” I answered back through the radio. “I never would have believed it if I didn’t hear from you or Kenishi!” Farina said. “I was surprised to hear you pulled off the mission! You wouldn’t believe Youji’s reaction. He couldn’t speak for a full eight minutes!” I chuckled. Behind me, Kenishi also laughed and placed a hand on my shoulder. I grasped his hand with mine and squeezed it. I looked back at him. “You can tell him that we’re both okay. How are the others doing?” “Good. Yosh and the others are doing fine.” Farina paused on the other side. “Wait a minute, Youji’s here. He says he has something to tell you guys.” We heard the sound of the radio being passed. “Hello, Arashi-san?” Youji’s voice came through. “Konnichiwa, Youji-san,” I replied. “What is it?” “We have received reports from the other radio that a girl in a sailor fuku was seen wandering near Fort Lott-ErDale. Since you’re near that area, mind checking it out?” “I don’t see why not, Youji-san,” I answered. Kenishi piped in, “Sure, Youji. We’ll get on it.” “Glad to hear that. I’m signing off.” The radio connection closed. I turned the seat around. “Looks like we’re off on another mission. Are you sure your wounds are healed enough, Ken?” Kenishi flexed his right arm. “Hehe, does this look like someone who’s not okay? Come on, Rashi! My wounds are fine already! Your healing touch is sugoi!” I laughed. Kenishi continued, “Well, anyway, we’ll get through it.” He paused as he looked at me. His eyes conveyed more meaning between us than words could have. “As long as we’re together.” “As long as we’re together,” I repeated. “I have to check the something. Be back in a while.” He blew me a kiss and went to the back. I saw the radio controls flashing. There was someone calling. "Hello? Who is this? How did you get this number?" I said to the new caller. "Arashi? It's me, Vixen. I'm calling from a Role Player village," came the voice from the other side. I smiled. Our lives just kept getting full of surprises. We never knew what was going to happen next. “Ara! Vixen! Kenishi, dear!” I called to the back. “It’s the Hiroshimas!” Knowing Strike Team Theta's mission, it was probably more trouble. Or maybe it would be wonderful news for a change. But whatever happened, we can get through it... as long as we two are together. [THE END, for now...] /o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o Author’s Notes: Thanks go again to my prereaders (listed in the first part). ^_^ And thanks to you, the reader for making it this far. First, let me tell you a brief history of this omake. (Better grab a drink and some snacks while you're at it. This might take a while. ^_^;) I actually had this omake first written way back in May 2000. Due to complications and advice from several people I look up to when it comes to writing, I decided to reevaluate my first-person writing style... Actually, that's putting it mildly. ^_^;;; The first draft was a bit horrendous, in my present estimate. So, I decided against having this posted and wanted to revise it a bit. You know how it goes... procrastination can make the time zip by. What was intended to be released before the 20th chapter of FAQing is posted, now gets posted before it ends. ^_^;;; Anyhoo, this omake was more of an experiment for me. One, to practice writing first person (in case I wanted to sign up for Wings of Fate ^_~). Two, to try to write a chapter with a little bit of lime (as practice for H! Flash and to influence someone to do some ImproLemons :P). And three, to write first person in a female's perspective (I don't know why. It sounded like a good idea at the time ^_^;). I could only hope I pulled them off well. Kenishi and Arashi were two minor characters I introduced in FAQing Hostile 4. I was disappointed that they weren't used much in the beginning chapters. But then again, I just dumped them into the story without elaborating on their personalities and traits. So I got the idea to write their adventures. That way, they get to be the major characters!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Er, ahem. *^_^* Anyway, for those interested to know, Kenishi was originally based on Rurouni Kenshin characters (as if his scar and name weren't dead giveaways ^_~). This duology title was also partially inspired by the Rurouni Kenshin OAVs. Go, RK!!! ^_^_v Arashi's character was a mix between a kunoichi and a Kasumi-clone. I wanted the character to be a sweet girl with an edge. When Assassin used the character in a flashback in one of his FAQing chapters, I was delighted that Arashi's kunoichi persona managed to be highlighted, even if I didn't make that facet of her character clear when I introduced her. ^_^; Who is the Sword and who is the Sheath? I'm leaving it to the readers to figure that one out. ^_~ Another influence which might be noticeable in the second chapter is the PS game Tenchu: Stealth Assassins. What? You didn't think I actually studied ninjitsu, did you? ^_~ Most of the ninja physics and weapons used here were based on that GREAT game. Partial credit also goes to Isawa Noshinto's chapter 10 for the locations used in this omake. Without them, I could have made the pair go round and round in circles. ^_^ C&C, comments, threats, whatever can be sent to recklessflyer@mechpilot.com If you made it *this* far into my author's notes, I really really thank you for bearing with me. *^_^* Mark Poa ^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^