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                      Improfanfic presents...         


                           JACK & WHITE


               A little Chibific of small proportions
                        By Rei...
                Book III: Nuku Nuku Vs. the Giant Beach Ball!
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  Near the middle of the town, Several villagers, angry at their Jack for not 
Bringing them more SPAM, Decided to no longer Worship the Current God, Jack, 
and instead chose to worship the Last Can of SPAM in the village.  
They placed the can on an Alter of stone (a Big Rock) and bowed and worshiped 
it.


And loe, it did respond.  It started to Glow, and Grow.  Expanding to fit the all Temple (an ally) and then continued to expand.


Till finally it stood over the village, Smiling at the Panic that was caused.  [AH AHAHAHAH!!! THOSE FOOLS!!!!  TO THINK THEY COULD DESTROY ME!! I 
AM IMMORTAL!!!   TREMBLE MY FOLLOWERS!  BOW BEFORE ME!!!]  The 
giant can of SPAM said, pointing to the ground before him.  


And so it was worshiped.


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  "Jack. There is a Giant can of SPAM terrorizing the village. Jack.  JACK! *Sigh*" Ann Said shook her head.  "Why me..." 


Jack ignored her and continued to play with Nuku-Nuku and the Giant Beach 
ball.



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NOTES:  that's it, I'm done.   Lost the first copy and had to write this up in 15 minutes.  Got the Main thing I wanted into it, and it is chibi, and sorta funny.  


Please don't hurt me. *whimper*