The sun rose, and cast its light across the land. A 
large metal construct sparkled brightly as the rays of the big 
shiny thing fell upon it. Jack looked up, and admired his 
handiwork. It was big. It was shiny. It was yellow. 

	Jack hopped into the driver's seat of the SUV, with Sable, 
and Anne sitting in the back seat. Mr. Duck squeaked 
enthusiastically. Several villagers stood behind it, shovelling 
coal and tossing it into the gas tank. After casting a Shrink miracle 
on Nuku-Nuku, bringing her back to her original size, Jack gave the 
okay, and the humongous coal-guzzler sprouted yellow wings, and the 
Duckmobile soared off into the sky, to seek out new lands.


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                         Improfanfic presents...

                               JACK & WHITE

	                A Chibi Work of Fiction
                            by Brian Stricklin

                       Book VII: Jack-Life
			    By Demented "Demota" Otaku

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	Nuku-Nuku bounced up and down on the seat. "Yay! I like
flying!" Jack turned to the passengers.

	"So, what do you think of the Duckmobile?" Jack asked, with 
a smile. It's big, it flies, and it uses coal, for that cool trailing
smoke effect!"

	Anne facepalmed. "It also uses hideous amounts of coal, and
throws tons upon tons of smoke into the air every second it's on," 
she stated as the giant flying yellow vehicle did exactly that.

	"And what it's doing to this world," Sable continued. "It's 
poisoning the air..."
	
	"Relax!" Jack said with his usual smile. "I've introduced
something into the air that reacts with things and turns it into
harmless water!" 
		
	"But with the amount of smoke being poured out, it'll 
start to flood." Anne interjected. "What do you intend to do 
about that?"

	"No problem there! I've got a time release Ice spell
set to go off and freeze the ocean before it gets high enough to 
drown villiages!" Jack announced confidently.

	"You're forgetting something." Sable began. "How is everyone
going to fish and get food while everything is frozen?"

	"Well," Jack replied, "I've got a gigantic napalm bomb prepped
to explode, melt, and evaporate excess water. And the fire should
be gone before it becomes too much of a problem!" 

	Jack smiled one of THOSE smiles. The kind that truly 
conveyed the insanity and controversy that he embodied. Mr. Duck
squeaked in admiration of Jack's plan. 

	"Yay! Jack's plan will make everyone happy!" Nuku-Nuku
shouted with enthusiasm. Anne and Sable simultaneously facepalmed,
and sweatdropped. Jack looked over the heavily modified dashboard,
which was now filled with a variety of buttons, levers, blinking
lights, switches, knobs, and little tubes with the little lights
that zoom back and forth.

	"Let's see what THIS button does!" Jack shouted as he
slammed his hand onto a green and black button with a swirl button.
At that instant, a black and white portal, somewhat resembling 
TV static, burst into existence in front of Jack. Sable and Anne gaped.

	"Wai! Shiny!" Nuku-Nuku proclaimed cheerily. Sable and Anne
boggled as the Duckmobile zoomed towards the noisy portal of random
black and white specks.

	"Jack! We're headed towards that portal!" Anne shouted the
obvious, as people tend to do in movies and other things with stories
for dramatic effect.

	"Hey, who changed the presets?" Jack asked as he looked up 
from the radio and turned to the back seat. Anne and Sable just
pointed past him, at the gigantic glowing disc created by the green
and black button. "Huh?" Jack turned around... and saw nothing 
but a poorly lit room. Looking down, his blue suit had been replaced
with a red one. "What's going on here?", he asked as he turned around
again to look at his companions. They, too, were now dressed in red.
Except for Nuku-Nuku. Who was now wearing a blue Seifuku, and holding
an umbrella.
	
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Author's Notes:

Yeah, sorry for the shortness of the part. I started a bit late on the
writing... anyway, Jack and company have been sent to the Team 
Fortress Classic world, if you haven't been able to quite tell.
The Hunted mode, specifically. There are three teams. Red, blue, and
yellow. The blue "team" is the Hunted. This consists of an individual
person weilding only an umbrella. The goal is to make it to an escape
area, such as a car, or something like that. The red team acts as
body guards. The yellow team is a group of assassins. Anyway, 
Nuku-Nuku is probably strong enough to take many many bullets, and
dodge them with ease, as well as bashing down walls with the umbrella.
Geez. My writing skills have really gotten rusty.... still, it was a
fun write, and I'll probably sign up yet again and practice.

Anyway, I'm tired now. Oyasumi. z.z