Eugene, or SUPERYOUMAGENERAL as he liked to be called, was planning an evil plan. Well... this is Eugene, so it is a moderately evil plan. "The beautiful and aesthetically pleasing have always ruled this world! It is time we, the unique, and the different, TAKE THIS WORLD BACK!" exclaimed Eugene to his audience of lamps and newly animated furniture. None of the mutants made a sound. The fact that they had no mouths may have contributed to this problem. "It is so hard to get a good response from these guys" Eugene said dejectedly. The lamps tried hitting themselves together to make an applause. They knew what their master did when he was unhappy. The six inch red and pink polka dotted thing that was once a lamp minion saw to that. "This is not a good enough response!" Eugene said menacingly. The lamps beat each other with themselves with more fervor. They were starting to get a headache. The moderately more intelligent couch and recliner minions realized that the lamps' attempt was not going to work and got themselves ready for whatever bizarre, sadistic punishment their master would inflict upon them. "OKAY, THAT'S IT!" Eugene grabbed two of the lamp minions, "You two get to watch the entire season of the dubbed Dragon Ball Z!" The mutated lamps looked frightened. Well, as frightened as lamps with arms and legs can be. "Time to send you to another dimension" Eugene evilly said. He cackled as he took them into the torture chamber once known as the Den. "Excuse me, Mom. Sorry, about that Dad" he apologized as he walked over his parents' still wide-eyed bodies. Normal wide-eyes, not of the saucer variety. O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o Project Chibification Created by Lady Brick Lengthening/Adding of New Character Doohickey This part by: Shan Lakhmani O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o Deedee was trying to remember what was it she was supposed to tell Anna and the others. "Aeka? No. Ayanami? I said that already. Arashi? No. It probably wasn't important anyway." Deedee said. She decided to get some Ice cream. On her way to the official A.E.I.O.U refrigerator, she saw Cecil poring over some papers. "Hi Cecil! What'cha doing?" Deedee squealed. "I'm looking over that nutjob Super Youma General's file" Cecil replied. "Okay! Bye!" She waved as she left Out of nowhere, a peal of thunder was heard. Cecil looked around trying to see the source of the sound. As soo as he turned around, a group of lamps sneaked out of his door, smacking themselves on the head because the were off timing. Deedee was already finishing her bowl of Strawberry ice cream when she heard Cecil yell in panic. "Oh! it was Akira syndrome!" she went back to eating once her mind had vomited out the information she had been trying to get since yesterday. O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o Katie was on a bus. It was a peculiarly empty bus. There weren't any people with extremely loud boom boxes balanced on their shoulder. No voodoo enchantresses. No gothic people in all black. The only odd thing was the seat full of lamps, but nobody paid attention to them. "Thank You! I love going to the video arcade!" Katie squealed. Frank blushed a little. "Stopping at Baker street. We are now at Baker street. If you need to get off at Baker street, please get off now" the bus driver announced. A large green man got onto the bus. His horn was bumping into the holding rails. "Katie?!" Eugene exclaimed, "What are you doing here? Why aren't you trying to hide from the A.E.I.O.U?" "I got a protector! This is Frank! He's great!" exclaimed Katie with sparkles in her eyes. "Are you the same Frank who denied me the Ad to hire minions!" Eugene said menacingly. "uhh.. No" Frank replied nervously "You better not be or i'll send my lamp minions after you, wherever they are" Eugene threatened. "You mean those guys on the seat behind us?" Frank asked. "Yes! Jack, Hiroshi, Yoshiro, What are you doing here?!" Eugene exclaimed questioningly. The lamp minions cowered in fear. "Anyway, would you like to be my dark mistress?" asked Eugene. "Eheheh... No thanks" answered Frank nervously. If he was SD, he would of sweatdropped. Since he wasn't he just looked embarassed. "NOT YOU, YOU NINCOMPOOP!! I MEANT KATIE!!" bellowed Eugene. "But, why me?" said Katie with her lips puckered and poking both of her index fingers together. Eugene gets in a 'pose'. "Ever since I became SUPERYOUMAGENERAL," the lamps combined their empty lightbulb sockets to discharge a bolt of lightning, also making a thunder sound. If animated, it would look really cool. Eugene continued "no one understood me. Everyone who saw me ran, or fainted, or followed my every command. I feel so isolated. You're the only one who never ran from me or fainted." Eugene finished. "Nani?" Nani'd Katie (she was very proud of learning that simple otaku word). "My minions followed my commands, and humans ran and fainted" clarified Eugene. "Ohhh!" ohh'ed Katie. "But I don't wanna" "You must!" implored Eugene. "Or I will take you by force!" "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!" yelled Katie (she didn't eep, she yelled). "Minions, get her!" commanded Eugene. Katie thought fast. She bonked Frank on the head, hard, turning him SD with swirls in his eyes and a big bandage where she hit him. She grabbed him and yelled, "If this bus goes below sixty miles per hour, it'll blow up in a huge explosion!". Nobody was perturbed and the bus kept chugging along at a good fourty miles per hour pace. "Ano, It worked in Speed" said Katie (ano was another otaku word she knewand was proud of). She opened the bus window and jumped out of it. She rolled a bit, with her kamen in hand. After they stopped and she got up, SD Kamen was still out of it, the bus stopped and Eugene and the minions got out. "Minions! GET GOING AND CAPTURE HER OR I'LL..." threatened Eugene. The minions complied quickly, and soon formed a circle around Katie. "HEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPP!" yelled Katie. The minions slowly walked closer, arms outstretched and... a pink beam hit one of the minions. The minion shrunk to a nice, compact three inch height. Everyone looked dramatically towards the source of the beam. A fanfare appeared in the background. Standing there was a pink chibi-mech in a 'pose'. "Give it up, lizard lips" declared the oh so mysterious pink mecha. "Heyyyy! I resent that!" retorted Eugene. "Say good night, ya dim bulbs! FINAL ATTACK! MISSLE SHOWER" The mecha released a flurry of cute pink missiles of doom in the air. They rocketed down, and exploded, turning the minions into silly things like a lump of clay, or a hamburger patty, but somehow leaving Katie and SD Kamen unscathed. "Hah! I will destroy you myself! GRAND PIANO FALL ON THE PINK MECH!" exclaimed Eugene. A few keys and a piece of string fell on the pink mech, but that was it. "Uh oh.. I'm out of sauce. Ummm.. Bye!" Eugene ran away (lost 148 GP). SD Kamen finally came to. "Rosa?!" O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o Katie, Frank, and Rosa were in a Diner having milkshakes. Rosa was a slightly short blonde girl who could be described as pleasantly plump. "So Rosa, I thought you moved to Canada?" asked Frank. "I did, but somehow I felt a calling to come here today. I transformed, but I haven't touched anything pink today" said Rosa. "Pink?" asked Katie. "Everytime she touches something pink, she transforms into an SD mecha" explained Frank "Ohhhhh!" ohh'ed Katie (yes I'm using it again) "Are you here for a vacation?" asked Katie. "No, I'm moving home" said Rosa. "Wai, we're a happy threesome" wai'ed Katie (do I even have to repeat myself?). O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o Bob had finished the fourth date on his dating sim. O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o Author's Notes: I seriously needed the extension. I moved and I don't get Internet services until today. I'm doing this entire thing at school. *sigh* Oh, and thanks to Elrutt for offering to preread. Sorry I couldn't get it to you. By the way, Elrutt YOU ROCK!!!! BTW: to the next author, I used the name Rosa for a reason (Hint: Final Fantasy 2 or Final Fantasy 4)