"Morning sweetie," Shiro Smith said to his
wife.

	"Morning, darling." His wife said back to
him. "So what are you doing today?"

	"Nothing much, honey," he said back with
a smile at his new wife. "So, Mrs. Smith how do
you feel today?"

	"Just wonderful. and you Mr. Smith?"

	"Just great, Mrs. Smith or should I say-"

	"Beep beep, beep beep, beep beep"

        Shiro Smith quickly got out of bed and
thought about smashing his alarm clock to the
moon. He then looked at the time, The clock read
5:30, a full hour before he had to wake up. "Damn
it, that's it." He picked up the alarm clock, picked
up the bat right next to him and WHAM! Nerima saw
a cow shaped clock flying over the moon. "Great.
Now I have to get a new alarm clock," he muttered
to himself. "But it was worth it!" He said with a
huge grin on his face. < I guess there's nothing to
do expect look at this DBZ English dub that my
cousin sent me a few days ago. >





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RANMA 1/2: LACK OF COMMON SENSEI
Chapter Six: A bad day
Created by Winston Smith
Chapter by Sonny Taing (sonny_taing@hotmail.com)
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	"Urg, I'm gonna get my cousin for giving
me that. that. tape." Shiro said to himself as he
got into the front gates of Furiken High School.
"Yeah, she gonna pay, I'll do. something. just
don't know what it is yet," Shiro grumbled.

         "Looks like Smith-sensei finally lost
it." Daisuke noted.

         "Wow all it took was a week. wonder how
he lasted so long?" Hiroshi said. "By the way, I
win the bet."

	"..." Was all Daisuke had to say.


		     ***


       	<Okay, yesterday didn't turn out so well,
but you learn and grow, and now I know better. >
Shiro thought out. <Besides today's is going to be
worse. >  He sighed. <Well training with Yamada
starts today, and I just know that it'll be hell. >
He thought as the bell rang for 1st period.  <I'm
not gonna think about it now, I got a class to
teach. >  "Okay, students today we are going to
learn a few simple, phrases, <Hope this works.>
"I wear shiny leather."

	"I bear hiney better." The class responded.

	All Shiro had to say was a face fault.
Unfortunately Sakura's chemistry class was doing
a class experiment, and the fact that Sakura's
classroom is on bottom of Shiro classroom. Needless
to say, Shiro didn't look so hot. "Cla- class
dismissed." Shiro called out from the Shiro shaped
hole. He then promptly passed out.


		     ***



	"Wahhhhhh!!! I'm late!" Tonomi yelled out. <I
knew I shouldn't have watched that last movie, and
Smith-sensei is probably so disappointed in me, I
can just picture it now.>

	"Smith-sensei, I'm sorry that was I was late."
Tonomi said, ashamed.

	"Tonomi, I'm disappointed in you; we could
never go out."

	"But, but Smith-sensei--"

	"No buts. You're too lazy. How can I go
out with somebody who can't be to school on time?"

	"But-but Smith-sensei."

	"No buts. Goodbye forever." Shiro said as
he faded to black.

            <Yeah that's what Smith-sensei will
say. and he would--> "oof." Tonomi finished off
her thought as she bumped into somebody. "I'm
so sorry!" Tonomi said, ashamed.

            "Oh my, there's no need to be upset.
And it's my fault, I bumped into you." Kasumi
Tendo said with a smile, as she picked up her
books. "My name is Kasumi Tendo, and yours is?"
She asked with that ever-present smile.

        "Oh it's Tonomi. Here, let me help you
pick up those books," Tonomi said as she picked
up one of the books. On the cover, it had a
picture of a human body, and the words, 'Pre-med.'
"Wow pre-med.." she said awed.

        "Oh it's nothing, I'm just reading
it, the book belongs to Dr. Tofu." Kasumi said
with a smile may or may not have been hinting at
something.

	"Really? Well, Kasumi right? Well anyway,
I'm late for school, so I gotta go. See ya!"
She yelled as she went full speed to get to her
destination.

	"Oh my. What an interesting girl," Kasumi
Tendo said as she walked back to the Tendo
household.


			***


	"So you're awake." Karou said with a smirk.

        "Urg, what happened this time?" Shiro asked
as he got up from the bed in the nurse's office.

	 "Same ol' same ol'." She said as she
placed a Band-Aid on Shiro head.

	 "Huh?" Shiro intelligently replied.

         "One of the students in Sakura's chem.
class mixed some wrong chemicals, and it just
happened to blow up where you were standing. It
happens at least once a week, and Sakura's always
moving her classroom because of this.  You know,
I'm kind of surprised that only you were the only
one hurt," she said with a smirk.

         "Yeah that's just great.."Shiro said
with just a hint of sarcasm. "Uh, Karou what time
is it?" Shiro asked.

         "It's the end of lunch, why? Feeling
hungry?" Karou said.

         "Just asking." Shiro replied with a
shrug. < I still have to meet Yamada-sensei today. >
He sighed. "Well I guess I gotta go now back to
my classroom," he said as a sense of apprehension
came over him.

"Oh don't brother. You're classroom is closed
for repairs, plus the principal said he wants to
see you."

"Wonder what he wants now?" Shiro asked more for
himself then for Karou.

"Now that is the question isn't it?" Karou said
sagely.

"Huh? And what do you mean by that?" Shiro asked,
annoyed.

"Oh, sorry. Been watching too much of this one
show. don't ask."

"Okay.I guess I gotta go. See ya."


			***


	"I'm here finally." Tonomi said as she
looked at the front gates of Furinkan high.

	"You're late Delinquent." A sultry voice
said in front of her.

	"Oh boy." Was all Tonomi could say before
Hikino-sensei drained of her energy.


			***


	"Aloha, Mr. Smith. Come sit down."
Principal Kuno said as he was shaving a
coconut. "As you know, today you will start
your training with Yamada-sensei."

	"Yes, I'm aware of that sir." Shiro
answered, unsure where Principal Kuno was going
with it. The fact the last time he acted like
this was when he got a new mentor didn't help
either, he really didn't like this version of Kuno.

	"Well I've called you here to tell you
that we'll be getting a new English teacher.
She'll be working with you, as a part of a new
experimental test. You'll be sharing your class
with her, and if you two do well it will be
implemented into other schools." Kuno said with
an unusual air of casualness. Shiro was not liking
this at all.

	"Is that all, sir?" Shiro asked, a
little scared at what might happen.

	"One more thing. Until your partner comes,
you will not be taking lessons with Yamada-sensei.
When your she comes, Yamada-sensei, will both be
your mentors. That is all." Principal Kuno said,
still in serious mode, and still peeling his coconut.
However when Shiro was at the door, Principal just
said one magical word, "Catch." He then threw the
coconut across the room to the door. Shiro just
happened to catch it.

	* Boom! * went the coconut as it hit Shiro.
"Oww." Shiro said simply as he fell face first on
the tiles of the office, and gratefully passed out.


			***


	"Well, look at the bright side, you got
off easy." Sakura said, with a little smirk as
they walked to her new classroom of the week. "You
could have started today with Yamada-san."

	"You know, it's not that funny," Shiro
said annoyed.

	"Okay, okay, I'll stop."

	"That's good. It's really not that funny."

	"If you say so. anyway, what's about this
partner of yours?" she asked curiously. "Like do
you know who she or he is?"

	"Nope, the principal told me nothing about my
partner, expect it's a she." Shiro answered.

	"Oh. That's nice." She said seemingly
indifferent. They walked the rest of the way in
silence.

			***

	"Aloha Yamada-sensei, as you may know,
today the day you start today's training of Shiro
Smith. But I just got a memo that, we were picked
for a experimental project."

	"What does that mean, Kuno-sama?" Yamada
said with forced humility.

	"Its means that you won't start today's
training with Shiro. Instead, you'll wait for our
new trainee."

	"Uh sir, what's this person name?" Yamada
asked as he thought about the training.

	"Her name is Kawai Mariko." The head loon
replied.

	"Kawai..." Yamada said as he looked like he
remembered something.

	"Yamada..." Principal Kuno called out. "Yamada!"

        "Oh sorry, I gotta go now."

        "Yes, yes, you can go now." Principal Kuno
said, waving him away.

        "Thank you sir," With that said,
Yamada quickly ran out the door.

			***

        "Interesting." Nabiki said as she listened
to the conversation with her headphones.

			***

              	It was the end of the day and
Shiro was in his house getting ready to go to
sleep. <Let's see now, well today was bad. My
alarm wakes me a hour earlier then I had to.
Then I watched that awful dub. * Shudder * I'm
gonna have to get my cousin for sending me that
tape. Then there was 1st period, then I had that
little talk with Karou. She looked a lot better
then the last time I saw her; more joyful, I
wonder why? Then my meeting with Principal Kuno.
I think I like him better crazy.  A bit easier to
handle him that way. When he's serious, I don't
know what to make of him, expect it can't be good.
Then my talk with Sakura. It's funny how she got
all silent after our conversation. And there's was
no apple on my desk either. Guess that girl, what's
her name. well I guess she finally stopped. Urg,
I'm glad that today's over, I just hope tomorrow is
going to be better.> Shiro Smith yawned and went to
sleep. Hoping that tomorrow would bring better days.






			The End



Author Notes: Okay you're properly wondering why is
it so short? Well two reasons, 1st I had a busy week,
with This Wrestling Banquet thing, projects for my
classes, and work. And 2nd I had some writer block
for like the first part of the week. I'm pretty sure
you guys had it too. Anyway hope you guys like it,
I do. The usual stuff, flames, death threats, checks,
and a place to get viruses can be e-mailed to me at
sonny_taing@hotmail.com

See ya.

P.S. Thanks to Falcon, and Mechalink for giving me
C&C on such short notice. Also Thanks to Nathan
Housley for voultering to proof-read my work,
unfornately I finished too late and I couldn't
use his input. Sorry.